"Oh my gosh," breathed Ella, "its Peter Griffen, the editor of 'Family Guy - A Scientific Guide to Family Planning'."
Edmund was horrified on two counts. He could not understand how Ella, this exquisite young lady, would know anything about such a disgraceful topic as "Family Planning." This could only be talked about between medically qualified men and husbands in darkened rooms.
Secondly, he was perturbed that his brother, his own flesh and blood, could masquerade without using the family name "Withenstrop" and edit such an unseemly publication.
Edmund started to feel faint. The music from the room seemed to well up within him. He could not bear the pressure and decided to...