The search for talent...The John Cena Story.

Since ECW is taped with WWE...Cor Von wasn't hard to find. He was in the backstage area putting down his game on Kelly, Brooke, and Layla.

Layla: Boy, you so smooth.

Cor Von: I'll make a move.

Kelly: I'm pretty. I'm pretty. Look at the lights. Hehehehe

Brooke: Lights? Whatever...look at my ass.

She pulls down her pants and gets ready to spread her buttcheeks when Cena interrupts.

Cena: Yo dawg.

Cor Von: What is your problem? I was ready to POOOOOOUUUNNNNCCCEEEEE-AH!!! all over her ass.

Cena: Well can you teach me to POOOUUUNNNNCCCEEEEE-AH!!!!!

Cor Von: I'm some the Animal kingdom. I don't need to help a punk like you.

Layla: Oh c'mon Marcus. Don't be such a big baby.

Cor Von: Fine, but only if you'll partner with me in a match tonight.