The search for talent...The John Cena Story.

Cena takes a step towards Jillians and grabs both of her breasts. He spreads apart her cleavage and sees Hornswoggle buried within. Cena reachs inside but can not grab him. Jillian starts to get aroused. Cena backs up before running at Jillian. He hits her with a shoulderblock and she falls backwards. Cena climbs a table and leaps off with a SPIRAL TAP. He lands on Jillian's chest, crushing little Hornswoggle in the process.

Cena: Take that you poopypants.

Cena throws up the Marine pose and turns around.

CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!!!! Cena gets turned inside out.

JBL: There's ya payment son. Use it like I do and you'll be fine jackass.

JBL tilts his cowboy hat and walks away.

Jillian: Ohohohohoh...My boobies hurt so..ba-e-e-e-ba-ba-bad!!!!

Cena wakes up a few minutes later and updates his moveset.

CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL
SHOULDERBLOCK
GERMAN SUPLEX
LAST RIDE
STFU
PROTOPLEX
SPIRAL TAP

Cena: Damn, if only I can find something to replace this shoulderblock. I know!!!