The search for talent...The John Cena Story.

John Cena smiles and exits the room. He heads towards The Great Khali's lockeroom and when he opens it...somes face to face with a giant snake.

Cena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

The snake jumps back in Khali's pants and Khali smiles.

Khali: Me penars es te giarnt one.

Cena: Um...thanks for sharing. Listen, can you brain chop me?

Khali: Wha wud yu wan le branchargh?!

Cena: To see if I can sell it. Umm....your mother is a poopypants!

Khali: **** YOU!!!

Brainchop!!!!

Cena drops to the ground....and he doesn't move. He has actually sold it. Suddenly Ken Kennedy runs through the door with a ref. He covers Cena.
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An announcer comes out of nowhere.

Announcer: Here is the winner and New WWE CHAMPION....

Kennedy grabs the mic.

Kennedy: MIIISSSSSTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRR KENNNEEDDDDDYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Kennedy exits the room as Cena gets to his feet.

Cena: What happ...

KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!

Kennedy exits again leaving Cena confused. He shrugs his shoulders.

Cena: Maybe I won't be stale anymore. Hmmm...I need a new power finisher.

Cena goes to see.....