World Domination

You gesture to the waiter, and ask for a list of whatever it is that the Blue Lagoon sells for the rejuvenation of its guests. You are handed a shimmering, translucent, ocean-coloured sheet of material, folded in two and splattered with a list of exotic cocktails. You scan the list, until you reach something which catches your eye, not for the appeal of its name, but for its quirky lack of glamour.

Toothpaste Smoothie ............. $14.99