Coincidentally Me

You sigh as you stride past the scenery of the sightly Ruben high school, located on a cliff overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
"Come on, Clari! You must like SOME boy!" One of your best friends, Jessica, screams. You grit your teeth.
"I don't," you scowl. "And that's the LAST TIME I'M SAYING IT!"
"Ooo, maybe she's les!" Your other friend, Madelyn, giggles as she speaks.
"Yeah, that's it!" Cries the final member of your entourage, Abigail.
"I'M STRAIGHT!" Your yell attracts the hurt looks out of your friends' lgbt faces.
"But... Maddy is pan! And me and Jessi are bi! Are we too weird to be your friends?" Abby faked a tear.
"Ugh, no. I'm just saying, just because I'm straight doesn't mean I'm a homophobe." I scoffed. "I would have ditched you a long time ago if that were the case."
"Ohhhh kaaay..." Jessi crossed her eyes at me.
"Soooooo, DO you like someone?" Maddy says with a glint in her eye.