Your Weird Life

You feel really sleepy, so you lie down on a chair in the waiting room and doze off. When you wake up, you find yourself lying down in a doctors' room. You look around and see your mom talking with the doctor.

"Oh, look," she says. "You're awake now."

Not knowing what the heck has happened since you fell asleep, you ask what happened.

Your mom says, "Nothing much. The doctor just discovered that you have Barfitis, a recently discovered puking sickness, and we're going over the medicine you'll need to take."

Upon hearing this, you...