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You pull out a two dimes, two nickels and five pennies and put them in the prospectors hand and whisper in his ear, "Forget the paperwork." He is so offended by your cheapness he takes out his machete and slits your throat right their on the spot. You are later made into soap and your teeth into the cuff-links of Meyer Wolfsheim.

(Did you get the obscure Gatsby reference?)
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