Extend the Story - Add a Room

You unzip your pants and focus all of your mind's energies on your reproductive organs. Psychadelic lights flash around you, and the ghosts disappear.

You gained a level!
Sweet! Guts went up by 25!
You finally realized the power of Psi Teleport Mu!

In fact, this spell only lets you teleport to places you've never been before! Try it out, but make sure you have enough room to reach 83 miles an hour, or you'll burn to a crisp.

Teleport a thousand years into the future and befriend the first Bending Robot you encounter.