You Decide

You find your nearest port-key down the local pub. It is an old pint glass sitting behind one of the toilet tanks. It has the words 'drink forever bitches' this is inscribed into it. You grab it and transport to Morocco. There is a man in a dark blue robe waiting for you there he says to you "its about time you come! ive been waiting here for 4 minutes!"
you apologise.
you follow him into a cave where he simply says " relax, i be a doctor" giving a dark and wicked laugh afterwards. he drugs you and well its the end of the road for you city slicker have a nice life.