TheKoolAidGuy

TheKoolAidGuy

Country Scotland
LocationA tent, in a field someplace
Member Since May 2, 2003
Last Login December 12, 2007

Personal Statement

This is me.
I am a robot named Phil. I am 39 years old. I was made on the 12th of July 1967. I was originally a cassette player. I spent 5 years in the house of this guy who would shove tapes in my mouth and expect me to play them. I never got fed anything. One time I tried to eat one of his tapes but he stopped me. That was when he got rid of me. He dumped me in a bin. I wasn't sure what happened from then on, but it involved a lot of movement, getting tipped into a truck and dumped in a junkyard. I stayed there for 10 years. It was quite a lonely life. My only friend was a banana skin. We talked night and day about how we wished to escape. Then one day, my wish came true. And old scientist came along one night and picked me up and took me away to his lair, where he operated on me. I then became the hansome figure you see above you. I have been spending the rest of my life serving that mad scientist as a butler. It's the best job I've ever had. I am a happy robot.